You Know How Hard It Is To Disappoint People While You Are A Completely Naked Woman?

spoiler alert: so freaking hard!

if you're even a semi-attractive woman and you walk into a room and you take off your clothes you can be like "i punched your mother in the face" and i'll be like "cool, ok i see what you're saying. 1: you're naked; 2: what are we going to do about this situation?"